Arbitrary Awards

Tongue-in-cheek One Pager for a ridiculous award generator called ‘Arbitrary Awards’.

Did you know that 97% of 80% of companies pay for awards? Well, if you did, thatโ€™s amazing because we made up that stat. What weโ€™re not making up is that companies pay for awards. Redundant much? Yes. Effective? You decide. The next time you see a Best in Class, or Top Rated award in your company, ask yourself, is it legitimate? Chances are, it isnโ€™t.

Enter, Arbitrary Awards. Born out of the disillusionment witnessed in the workplace at how awards werenโ€™t merit-based but were bought by the company dollar, we decided to make our own awards that you donโ€™t have to pay for ...unless, of course, you want to.

We hope you enjoy reading these ridiculous accolades as much as we enjoyed creating them.
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